Despite this being quite possibly the most epic headline of all time, it's actually true.
Here's the story for anyone who's interested.
Okay, so the story might be from way back in June, but bear with me! The actual 'bombing' is supposed to take place tomorrow morning.
See, it's relevant! Maybe we'll make first contact or something, who knows? If anyone's interested in actually watching it happen, if you're awake and online, then you should be able to use the link at the bottom of this page.