Crouch to West Ham? Vermaelen to Barcelona?
Declan Olley to Sky Sports News?
At least one of those is definitely happening, and it's great news for a recent graduate who always dreamed of a career in sports journalism.
Dec will start his job as a junior sub editor in time for the start of the Premier League season - and says he can't wait to be involved in the frenzied speculation of transfer deadline day.
After hearing a lot about Dec's heroics as a goalkeeper last term, I'm sure he'll be a safe pair of hands on the subs desk. We wish him all the best in the new job.