Okay so for some reason the first one didn't post so I'm going to do a really quick summary
Kylie sang in a massive bow with some latex Eskimos
Sharon looks like a baked potato
Nicole keeps drunk crying
Saara Alto sang Bjork it was surprisingly in screamy but the Alice in Wonderland theme was unacceptable
Matt was 10/10 but is such a stereotypical winner it's hard to back him

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