Well, I think it's pretty clear that the rest of the world won't find out for a long while yet. There have been rumours that he has suffered a stroke, and that his health has rapidly deteriorated, but there is currently no concrete evidence. See what you think about the photoshopping claim; it might just be The Times making a fuss over nothing. Initially, I was going to post a pick of the day about a baby penguin befriending a cuddly toy, but hopefully this might just be a little more interesting.......

Is He Dead Or Alive?