Guardian panda

Columnist Lucy Mangan's caption below a picture of three giant panda cubs on Page 2 of this morning's Guardian sweetened my breakfast. Never mind that it's another coup for Chinese PR. Forget the doleful truth that the pandas' keepers can't vote or exercise free speech. Theyreallyaresooocute. Irony, self-mockery and schmaltz in one short picture caption. Pass me a bamboo shoot, I'm feeling ambivalent. 

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Mangan's Magic Caption