The third leader in today's Times is a corruscating satire on Jim Naughtie's substitution of the Culture Secretary's surname for an obscenity. The Times paywall renders linking futile but I urge you to read it. In the Thunderer's own words. 'Finally, there was supposed to be an item now on progress in the Middle East peace process, but if you think I'm going to go anywhere near uttering the words "West Bank" you're rock your offer.' Quite.