Now, take a deap breath. If you know who Chris Morris is, then you’ll already have clicked on the link – so for those of you who haven’t seen Brass Eye or the Day Today (satirical takes on current affairs and news respectively), a few words of warning: it is about making the most ridiculously serious things in life funny, by showing them to be ridiculous.

This clip from his upcoming film debut is astonishing, the funniest thing I’ve seen this evening, after this, that is.