Oh dear. Someone's in trouble. 


nothing happens in mid-Beds anyway. They will probably talk about this for years

You wouldn't catch the Optimus Times letting something like this slip through the net... The Innovator on the other hand...

It happens. I remember when a copy of the first edition of The Scotsman was delivered by taxi to the Edinburgh restaurant in which I was entertaining a senior politician. Proud to show the MP what would be on the streets in the morning I opened the 'paper to find a P5 lead carrying a standfirst that read "three decks of 72 point here please, think of something witty, blah, blah blah."

Here's an intelligent analysis by someone who really knows what he's talking about.

Headline headghgh