As the Guardian is now reporting - and as much of the online world was already well aware this morning - the philandering swine with the powerful lawyers was that fine upstanding gentleman, Mr John Terry. Expect pages of detail in the News of the World this Sunday.


When I first heard the story I immediately thought it was John Terry. He's a fantastic footballer, but as a man he leaves a lot to be desired.

What is it with the Chelsea team? Bunch of cheaters...

I heard Capello phoned up Wayne Bridge and told him "Terry has lost the captain's armband. Can you do me a favour? Have a look under your bed for me"

Update: another super-injunction we now can tell you about